THE DRUNKEN PORN REVIEW

So I've been watching alot of porn again lately...ahhahah not that i ever stopped...but let's just say i've been downloading alot more porn then usual. As opposed to just going on the www.thehun.com for my daily dose of the dirty's. Lately i've come acustomed to the full lenght porno. scene after scene of fantasticly naked women doing things i can only dream about.

But lately something has been really bothering me. Something that has been making me skip entire sequences and even lose my ever precious erection. ANAL SEX...I don't care if you Gay, Straight or BI. That is just dirty and it dosen't work for me. I don't want to see a guy ram is heavy meat into the ass of a so called 30 year old teenager. Not when there is a perfectly readily available vagina right in front of you. Why fuck the pork chop when you can have the steak.???? I dont know do you??

I don't care how much you clean, stuff still hangs onto the walls. Unless your mister dress up going up that ass with a set of pipe cleaners i guarantee that there is still some shit hanging on. So don't tell me you cleaned..I bet if Nanny 911 went into your ass she would find a mess.

So i guess what i'm saying is, Please for the love of my holy load porn industry...have a disclaimer telling me that my b0nner will be wasted on hard core anal sex before i Pirate porno from the internet.

I must go satisfy my self now.

if there are more spelling mistakes then normal, it's because i'm drunk at 8 pm on a sunday....yeah yeah yeah i have a problem...

If you haven't figured that out yet then your an idiot.