TRUST WHO?? I DON'T THINK SO!!

So myself with the rest of Christian believers are just expected to trust, to believe, have faith in some man name Jesus, some man that walked the face of the earth (possibly, but not likely) over 2000 years ago. The original pimp of the Christian's or the "O.P.C" As i'm going to reffer to him. Sure he dosen't have a bomb strapped to his chest or an AK47 in his hands, to command your attention, but what he does have is fear. The fear of H-E-L-L!!! Screw him and screw that.

You expect me to trust this guy??.......

FUCK THAT!! Though he does have a charming smile. But really dosen't every great con-man have a charming smile and a silver tongue. Sure he has the whole Martyr thing going for him....But baaahhh!!! what ever...He probly just stole a loaf of bread from the market and deserved what he got. (but that wouldn't make for good story telling)

Well I've decided to believe in my own God for the time being.......

He smokes, he wears cool Glasses, he dosen't groom himself very well and he can definatly bring plesure to the world.

Any suggestions or names would be welcomed. If Scientology Has there Lord Xenu, over lord of the universe then I don't see why Happy cock here can't have his own Religion, to get stinking filthy rich off of too.

(I would like to apologize for putting lord xenu in capitols....scientology dosen't deserve it)