10 THING'S I'D LIKE TO DO

10: Go to a support meeting for Deaf People and act sympathetic while pretend that there Blind.

9: Go to a support meeting for Blind people and rob them.

8: Get a job as a day care worker.....(enough said on that one)

7: Get fired from my day care job and collect unemployment while plotting my next deviant act.

6: Have a group of naked fat people paint themselves like whales and organize a suprise parade through a busy down town district.

5: Take the next bible pusher that comes to my door and tie him down to a chair while I perform the worlds nastiest lap dance.

4: Magicaly replace all the Crack and Heroine in the world with estrogen pills.

3: Make a person with no arms do a hand stand at gun point.

2: Actually take the time to listen when people talk to me.. (most likely won't happen)

1: Have sex with a prostitute, tell her I love her and then propose just to try and get out of paying her for her services.