EXPERIMENTS
WITH
INBREEDING

In breeding has always been the brunt of many, many jokes for a long time. Today I would like a chance to talk about the Pros and Con's of actual inbreeding.

To come up with a proper soloution we first need a sample. I've collected two possible candidates for our inbreeding experiment. Candidate 1, Me, Jonathan Vaughan, a very simple minded but to average excuse for a male. Candidate 2, Lisa Vaughan. Not as simple as me nor as average, but with a picture like that people will believe anything.

So for the sake of the experiment we are going to pretend that Lisa and I are 1st cousins. (hell who knows we could be). We are from a small town, with no secrets and no employment......and the possibility of no teeth after the age of 30. We first meet at the age of 1 yr at a family BBQ. And remain friends throughout our childhood right up until adolescence, right about the time our Hormon's go into over drive.

After a long akward night in the barn loft, the happy 15yr old couple is left with a bun in the oven.....The question now is, will it be french italian bread, or sour dough....My moneys on sour dough.

And after 9 long months we have an answer...........( it was actually 7 months due to severe complications.)

OH MY FUCK!!!

SUPRISE, IT'S FUCKING UGLY!!

Now if that isn't a picture waiting to be forgotten on a milk carton I don't know what one is. After spending the first half of it's life, trying to figure out weather to wear underwear with DICK HOLES or not, the Monster finally takes its own life due to absolute shame and humility.

So I said this would have some pros and con's.....We'll I can really think of a Pro to condone what's gone on here......So i'm just going with a big fat CON....People Inbreeding is truly funny...Keep up the jokes, the shame, the humiliation and the disfigured toddlers.